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but really, don't let my mom see it.


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Dec
15th
Mon
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collegelife:

We associate all poor quality of the video with the fact that our fat balding director (Andrew Litvak) wasn’t in town, and couldn’t get off of his lazy fat ass in Boulder Colorado, to fly down to los angeles, so he could teach us how to fix lighting in Imovie. Wow, Andrew, you really fucked us over this time. 

oh mah gawd jorge. 

you know how much i lurve fat babies. imma replay the last 3 secs of this and cutegasm all over town. 

Nov
11th
Tue
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OMG JORGE

when we get married and have babies, we must make our kids dances like this. it’s so futuristic.

robhuebel:

This kid Joshua just finished my 4 week intensive dance/survival bootcamp.

I can turn any toddler into a great dancer.  And teach them to survive in the woods alone.  No shit.

Oct
26th
Sun
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OMG DANIELLE

The show with the 17 kids is by far the creepiest show in the whole world…but in a weird way, I kind of envy them. If they were in the real world they would all commit suicide but being forced to live in the middle of nowhere they all seem to be having a much happier life than most people I know.

Whatever though, they are creepy and not small asian sextuplets so they are dead to me.

Oct
16th
Thu
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omg jorge

You know how the only show I watch is Jon and Kate + 8?

I just made the biggest mistake. I just watched 17 kids and counting.

I was watching the episode when they take the kids to NYC, and while in times square, mama duggar starts handing out pictures of her family to people who gawk at them. If I were one of her kids, heck chances are I am one of her kids, I would be so embarassed. She was giving out pictures of her family to complete strangers. So weird. But not the weirdest thing I’ve seen on the show.

Then they lost one and it kinda seemed like it wasn’t a big deal. No one was outwardly worried they lost whatever-his-name-is-I-know-it-starts-with-a-J.

The 17 kids are all waiting for their wedding day to have their first kiss, and ya know.. the first time they screw. I’m sexually conservative (ya know I’m saving myself for Taylor Hanson), but seriously? The eldest son just got engaged so he could hold hands with his lady. Even I hold hands. Omg if they weren’t so sheltered, they’d be so miserable. What would have been cute, but turned out to be creepy was when Josh Duggar and his new fiancee had a montage of them holding hands and saying I love you. It was just weird.

I know we both LOVE reality TV shows about large families, but this is one I will not be following. It’s too creepy. They’re all so fucking happy, it seems so fake.

You know what I would love to see? How they would react to watching a rap video. Not a Will Smith video, but Juvenile Back that thang up.

I would LOVE TO SEE THAT. make it happen TLC.

Oct
9th
Thu
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omg jorge

so i have a secret: i’m totes buggin ove weird al yankovic.

his new internetz only, exclusive if you wish, single ‘whatever you like’, totes dope man.

Sep
26th
Fri
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Remember last year when I was Yo-Yo Ma?
No one got it, and everyone asked me if I as going to orchestra practice.
OUHHZZZZGGGHHZZZZ. I WAS SOOOO UPSET NO ONE RECOGNIZED ME AS AN ASIAN CULTURAL SENSATION AND ICON.
OMFG, I CAN STILL FEEL THE HUMILATION
it feels like my world, is like, spinning, not around me. omg i don&#8217;t know how to explain, it: BUT IT SUCKS. I KNOW REALIZE THAT MY REALITY ISN&#8217;T THE SAME AS OTHERS.
high school sucks.

Remember last year when I was Yo-Yo Ma?

No one got it, and everyone asked me if I as going to orchestra practice.

OUHHZZZZGGGHHZZZZ. I WAS SOOOO UPSET NO ONE RECOGNIZED ME AS AN ASIAN CULTURAL SENSATION AND ICON.

OMFG, I CAN STILL FEEL THE HUMILATION

it feels like my world, is like, spinning, not around me. omg i don’t know how to explain, it: BUT IT SUCKS. I KNOW REALIZE THAT MY REALITY ISN’T THE SAME AS OTHERS.

high school sucks.

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and I, as always, will be going as an asian-american role model. This year I will be: Michelle Kwan.
if you go as tara lipinski, or any of those little whores that stole her gold medal,  i&#8217;ll slap you.


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DaNiElLe

and I, as always, will be going as an asian-american role model. This year I will be: Michelle Kwan.

if you go as tara lipinski, or any of those little whores that stole her gold medal,  i’ll slap you.

<3<3<3<3<3

DaNiElLe

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zomg jorge.
what are you gonna be for halloween???
me thinkz you shud totes be sexy harry potter.

zomg jorge.

what are you gonna be for halloween???

me thinkz you shud totes be sexy harry potter.

Sep
12th
Fri
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omg jorge

can you keep a secret? sometimes, when i’m at home alone, when my parents are at work and my sister is still in school, i dance around the house/in the mirror in my special bedazzled sports bra i got from target and pretend im in the pussycat dolls.